everything pisses the living shit out of me. every god damned thing makes me have the desire of setting everything on fire! I fucking hate every fucking living organisms!
Our world is so clogged with worthless people, people whose minds are so tiny they can't grasp the bare truth.
And it's sickening,
I can't handle myself.
I am not only a prisoner of this world but too a prisoner of my own mind. Nothing ever fucking stops, it never does I just fucking want to end everyone. I swear if I could I wouldn't think twice before blowing up our god damn stupid ass planet. I can't stand walking around in the middle of all this mind washed fucks, whose morals are fully influenced by every little stupid shit they see on the media. A stupid generation of offended little fuck shits. This ass wipes make me doubt my own fucking insanity. Nobody seems to have the damn ability to use their own fucking neurons.
Do you ever feel so much hate in your veins it becomes your fuel to do anything? All the feelings associated with hate, those the ones I feel. Long are the days when empathy was something I constantly felt. If this stupid place won't care for me, why would I fucking care either? And what can we do?
LAUGH
TAKE SELFIES
USE HASHTAGS
SMILE
NO, WE ARE WALKING A NEVER ENDING PATH FROM THAT WE CAN'T GO BACK! But you guys know what? WE FUCKING DESERVE THIS AS THE SCUM SPECIES WE ARE. We should all fucking disintegrate, including me! I too am a worthless human.
Das ist alles
Thursday, July 26, 2018
Thursday, July 19, 2018
space
space.
we're in it.
some of us don't even put any thought into the wonders that the laws of physics have created. some of us spend our lives playing roblox. since i was a tiny annoying kid I always loved space. The idea that we could go out of our globe and explore other worlds was astonishing. As I grew i discovered that space exploration was scarier and more complicated than what I once thought. The possibility of dying while in the process of going to space is really high! Oxygen is scarce, pressure is almost nonexistent, the temperature is low, nobody can hear you. Basically everything including your spaceship can kill you. Even with that knowledge in hand, I still would love to go to space, specially because of how deadly it is. Knowing that a simple alteration in some properties of the ship, or a tiny malfunction might blow me up, it makes me admire that thought even more. I think that the idea of dying in space, being scattered through the vacuum where there is nobody to hear you, is what makes me so attracted to the subject. After all, we are so insignificant. When on earth, we fit quite nicely to this scale. But when in space, we truly understand that we are simply microscopic thingies when compared to the wholesomeness of the cosmos. We don't know what is out there, but we thrive to discover what lies within the void of our universe. Some of us don't, sometimes due to fear, or just simply because of pure ignorance!
Sometimes I like to think about the speed of light (299792458 meters per second, if you're american just google it on miles or some shit idgaf). The light that the sun irradiates takes around eight minutes to reach the earth's surface. So, if the sun were just to magically stop shining, we would only understand that 8 minutes after it happened. That makes me think. Telecommunications. They are based around light emissions. NASA wants to send humans to mars, but if we calculate it, the thought of being there is scary (ignoring all the dangers that space kindly offers to us).Why, you may ask. Here on earth we can use the internet to talk with each other, at a staggering speed! Skype, whatsapp, and other apps, we use them to speak and see each other , and we don't even notice the lag due to the short distance that the light that encodes our data has to go through. Now imagine that you successfully finished your trip to mars. You are now installed in your new artificially pressurized martian "home". You feel that now is the adequate time to communicate the people back on earth about your success. So you get to the communication station and speak. You would expect a human to respond something after a few seconds, but nothing comes through the speaker? You might think you are alone, that they left you there. Thing is, any type of data that is sent from mars will take around a minimum of 3 minutes to reach earth (you obtain this result by dividing the minimum distance between the earth and mars by the speed of light, and then divide it by 60). You can obtain the maximum and average lag times by getting the distances and repeating what I did. Imagine saying hello, and only getting an answer more than 3 minutes later. That's a current issue with space exploration on a human level. If for some reason our spacecraft exploded, or we had any issue that needed quick examination from ground control, they would only receive said data too late. Of course, this issue can be fixed, by finding something faster than light ( which would require adjustments to general relativity ). Quantum entanglement sounds like a nice solution, ( check this out:https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-have-achieved-direct-counterfactual-quantum-communication-for-the-first-time ). This is endearing. To be honest I don't know. Das ist alles,
Mab
(i leave you to this cool image)
we're in it.
some of us don't even put any thought into the wonders that the laws of physics have created. some of us spend our lives playing roblox. since i was a tiny annoying kid I always loved space. The idea that we could go out of our globe and explore other worlds was astonishing. As I grew i discovered that space exploration was scarier and more complicated than what I once thought. The possibility of dying while in the process of going to space is really high! Oxygen is scarce, pressure is almost nonexistent, the temperature is low, nobody can hear you. Basically everything including your spaceship can kill you. Even with that knowledge in hand, I still would love to go to space, specially because of how deadly it is. Knowing that a simple alteration in some properties of the ship, or a tiny malfunction might blow me up, it makes me admire that thought even more. I think that the idea of dying in space, being scattered through the vacuum where there is nobody to hear you, is what makes me so attracted to the subject. After all, we are so insignificant. When on earth, we fit quite nicely to this scale. But when in space, we truly understand that we are simply microscopic thingies when compared to the wholesomeness of the cosmos. We don't know what is out there, but we thrive to discover what lies within the void of our universe. Some of us don't, sometimes due to fear, or just simply because of pure ignorance!
Sometimes I like to think about the speed of light (299792458 meters per second, if you're american just google it on miles or some shit idgaf). The light that the sun irradiates takes around eight minutes to reach the earth's surface. So, if the sun were just to magically stop shining, we would only understand that 8 minutes after it happened. That makes me think. Telecommunications. They are based around light emissions. NASA wants to send humans to mars, but if we calculate it, the thought of being there is scary (ignoring all the dangers that space kindly offers to us).Why, you may ask. Here on earth we can use the internet to talk with each other, at a staggering speed! Skype, whatsapp, and other apps, we use them to speak and see each other , and we don't even notice the lag due to the short distance that the light that encodes our data has to go through. Now imagine that you successfully finished your trip to mars. You are now installed in your new artificially pressurized martian "home". You feel that now is the adequate time to communicate the people back on earth about your success. So you get to the communication station and speak. You would expect a human to respond something after a few seconds, but nothing comes through the speaker? You might think you are alone, that they left you there. Thing is, any type of data that is sent from mars will take around a minimum of 3 minutes to reach earth (you obtain this result by dividing the minimum distance between the earth and mars by the speed of light, and then divide it by 60). You can obtain the maximum and average lag times by getting the distances and repeating what I did. Imagine saying hello, and only getting an answer more than 3 minutes later. That's a current issue with space exploration on a human level. If for some reason our spacecraft exploded, or we had any issue that needed quick examination from ground control, they would only receive said data too late. Of course, this issue can be fixed, by finding something faster than light ( which would require adjustments to general relativity ). Quantum entanglement sounds like a nice solution, ( check this out:https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-have-achieved-direct-counterfactual-quantum-communication-for-the-first-time ). This is endearing. To be honest I don't know. Das ist alles,
Mab
(i leave you to this cool image)
Saturday, May 19, 2018
STUPID KID DAVID
Guten abend dipshits,
Don't you fucking hate when you are walking and then your personal space is taken away by a bunch of retarded inferior congoids? Me too! So one if this dumbasses is called David, he's a ducking Jock and he finds himself the best, but guess what he's bottom shelf dirt. I hate this asshole so fucking god damn much.
REASONS WHY DAVID IS A SCUMBAG:
Don't you fucking hate when you are walking and then your personal space is taken away by a bunch of retarded inferior congoids? Me too! So one if this dumbasses is called David, he's a ducking Jock and he finds himself the best, but guess what he's bottom shelf dirt. I hate this asshole so fucking god damn much.
REASONS WHY DAVID IS A SCUMBAG:
- He fucking bullies me
- He is a jackass that mistreats everyone
- He has absolute zero intelligence
- He looks like god run out of shit to make him and he sent this fuck unfinished
This dude just walks into the hallways and thinks people should like him and respect him, but he doesn't even deserve fucking oxygen ! He thinks he is the next best since sliced bread!! I hate this bitch so fucking much, I wish I could go and fucking egg his house, thing is, he lives in the opposite side of the town.
His friends are also mindless dummies that follow him and do everything like him. Walking in the hallways and seeing David's little army of low IQ monkeys is never amusing because their only activity is to be insulting cunts! They also think they are the best because all they can do is listen to stupid synthesized pop music that has no meaning at all...
das ist alles
Friday, March 23, 2018
ACTIVISION, BO4, ETC...
Call of Duty, one of my favorite franchises. Throughout the years activison has been delivering good titles. My personal favorites, were WAW, BO1 and BO2. Unfortunately the quality of the games has been dropping through the last 5 years, which makes me believe that COD is entering the red ring of death.
Let's analyze the timeline:
From call of duty to call of duty 3 we see a similar type of game, yet a successful one. The games are set in world war 2, the plot is interesting, the graphics keep getting better.
2007
Here we have something different. Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare is released. Unlike its predecessors cod4 is not set in ww2, but in a nearby future (2011). It was a different setting, but it still had success. People liked COD4, it was relatable ( which is something I'll later talk about later).
2008
COD WAW.
Treyarch brings us back to the ww2 setting. This time, after we finish the campaign we get a special survival mode: NAZI ZOMBIES. In this mode the player fights never ending waves of undead soldiers. It was refreshing and a success.
2009
CODMW2
2010
COD Black Ops
Once again, Treyarch brings another title. Here, the campaign is set in 1961 and told by Alex Mason's flashbacks. Here we also have the comeback of a character from WAW, Viktor Reznov. Treyarch kept the zombies mode, developing the background story. Personally, this cod had the best online multiplayer mechanics.
2011
COD MW3
Infinity ward brings us one of the most loved titles of the franchise. The multiplayer was also really good.
2012
COD BO2
Treyarch releases what is considered by lots of people the last good call of duty, Once again, the plot is set on a nearby future, where some parts of the campaign take place on some decades after the ending of bo1. The zombies mode is kept on, its storyline keeps getting bigger.
2013
COD Ghosts.
Now, this is the year that lots of cod players consider the year when activision fucked up. Infinity Ward had put lots of hope and excitement onto their fans, promising them a different game in the age of console transition instead of playing it safe and making cod mw4. So, this game has a totally different new setting , which doesn't feel like call of duty at all, the so called innovations are stupid jumps, a dog called riley, and fish that move when you approach them ( mario 64 already had that type of tech but okay...). The universe is an alternative one where there's a nuclear explosion in the middle east.
2014
COD advanced warfare
Here sledge hammer worked to bring another game that wasn't that much of an innovation. Basically we are in 2054 in some sort of futuristic korea war, exo stuff and flying jumps. Besides this campaign we have another modes like multiplayer, exo survival, exo zombies (don't even get me started on this one, it was just hilarious to see how much sledge hammer wanted to attract players by using a zombies mode that is similar to treyarch's).
2015
COD B03
Treyarch keeps the BO series releasing BO3 this time. FUTUREEEEE. The game is set between 2065 and 2070. Microtransactions and crazy retarded jumps that make no sense. Zombies are good, but in my opinion they're too focused on easter eggs and not on the surviving side of the mode.
2016
Infinite Warfare
THIS! THIS WAS INFINITE CANCER! THE YOUTUBE TRAILER HAS MORE THAN 3 MILLION DISLIKES! WELCOME TO CANCERLAND, HERE WE HAVE A BIG RANGE OF OPTIONS WHEN IT COMES TO EXOSUITS! OH YOU'RE A BAD PLAYER? PROBLEM SOLVED, HAND US YOUR MOM'S CREDIT CARD AND WE WILL TURN YOU INTO A STAR! OOOOOH ALL MIGHTY GOD YOU'RE SO TALENTED!!! TALENTED AT GIVING US YOUR MONEYYYYY!!!!
2017
COD ww2
Welp, I was expecting more from sledge hammer. They made a huge ass fuss with the promotion, it looked like " what we all have been waiting for since ghosts" turns out it's not a big deal. Basically they simply took advantage of how desperate most cod players were, trying to buy us with a nostalgia factor (ex: boots on the ground, nazi zombies ). I have accompanied the developing of ww2 since early 2017 , even before the " people's army" rumors. This game had a nice foundation I guess. The thing is lots of factors destroyed it: micro transactions, feminism, lack of consideration for the fans.
2018
COD BO4
still waiting for the official trailer in may, but tbh I think it'll suck. I think this the actual end of good cod games, what a shame, but oh well, all good things must end one day. I have a strange feeling nothing good will ever come again from the franchise.
Now, I will focus on what (in my opinion of course ) are the reasons why call of duty is coming to some sort of end.
FUTUREEEE
So, as most people can see we have been having futuristic call of duties over the last 3 years. Last year's call of duty was set in ww2 but that leads me to other conclusion. For the most part of the time, call of duty was either set in the past or in a nearby future, and that plays an important role, the fact that it was relatable, the players could minimally understand and relate to what was happening, what weapons were being used. This doesn't mean futuristic video games are bad, it just means that futuristic shit doesn't fit the concept of call of duty. People come and play call of duty for a certain type of game. When it changes completely, most probably will hate it. Call of duty were games that had a certain formula and besides the subtle changes, the game used to stick to it. What I am trying to say is that people buy call of duty for call of duty, not for some sort of halo.
THE NOSTALGIA FACTOR
I know I just complained about call of duty being all futuristic and stuff, and now I will complain about the ww2 factor. Since 2014 , cods have been set on the future, and in my opinion it is quite interesting that right after the release of infinite warfare, we get a call of duty called ww2. From my point of view, sledge hammer understood right away from advanced warfare that the audience would get tired of the future really quickly, so they decided to bring "what the players want" in order to get more buyers. And that's literally what they did, a game that was basically all the things players missed together. They used the nostalgia factor just to get more players and buyers.
MICROTRANSACTIONS
DLCS are minimally acceptable. But supply drops? That's just pure ridiculousness. I miss the good old black ops days when playing online multiplayer meant skill and not having parents that are okay with their kids spending shit tons of money on fucking imaginary guns. Besides that, all the loot box business has an important technique behind. This stupid thing takes advantage of how the human brain and addiction work. There are several studies about this , how to the brain gets more addicted to things it is not really certain about.
SJWS AND FEMINISM
How many black nazi women have you ever heard of? 0? Oh yeah that's because there never were any of those. Because of stupid offended dikes, it is possible to play as a black woman that happens to be on the german side of the battle. I like it when games are historically accurate. In the past I am pretty sure that no black women got to set their feet on the Wehrmacht!! Sledge hammer always goes like " we want to make sure everyone feels like it was them there" but I am pretty sure you wouldn't really be there in case you're black and a woman. I'm just so fucking tired of everyone getting offended. All the snowflakes fucking video games just because they can't handle the truth.
STUPID CENSORSHIP
I am also pretty sure that everyone recognizes the swastika as a nazi symbol even though it is Hindu. It was heavily used by the party so, in my opinion, it should be showcased in the games as well. Thing is, because of germany, we can't do such thing, due to their fucking censorship policy that sucks so god damn much!!! They thing that by making swastikas forbidden ( in video games, because video games are not considered a form of art ) they're gonna stop the growth of the amount of national socialists. What sucks is a game that is not historically accurate because of bullcrap.
i think that's all
M
Wednesday, February 28, 2018
INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES RANT
HELLO, I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP AND FOR SOME REASON I JUST GOT MAD AFTER SEEING SOME STUPID POST ON FACEBOOK!
Ok, let's begin, I absolutely hate inspirational quotes. They all sound so cheesy and futile. Every single time I see people putting things like " Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land amongst the stars" on their statuses or social shit platforms, I feel like sticking 2 fingers down my throat and vomiting. WHY JUST WHY DO YOU MAKE ME WANT TO POUR BLEACH ALL OVER MY EYES?????!!! I CAN LITERALLY IMAGINE THE ANNOYING VOICE OF THE PERSON WHO WROTE THOSE DUMB WASTES OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!
If you shoot for the moon ( why though, the moon is not even alive, is not like you're killing it or anything!) and fail, your bullet won't land amongst stars. First there's only one star in the darn solar system. The bullet would probably just go on forever until it finds a random obstacle. There are basic physics equations that you can google and you'd se in a matter of second that I am right. Second, even though I know it is a metaphor, but what the fuck, what is this supposed to mean, like : "YEAH even if you FAIL it's tote malotes okay, !" like why. I would like to understand what the fuck goes in this people's head but I CANNOT!! AND YOU KNOW WHAT ANGERS ME EVEN MORE? WHEN DUMB HOES PUT THESE DUMB QUOTES AS THEIR PICTURE'S CAPTION!! LIKE ON SOCIAL MEDIA,
they are all like: " oh check out my cleavage in this pic, but wait lemme put a thing that has nothing to do with the picture itself. I know the right caption would be , I am a hoe, but might as well just put a dumb quote about heart break ! ( proceeds to giggle while putting a goddamn fuckton of emojis ).
Or what I also hate is when your family starts sharing this dumb things, like those aesthetic-y things with girly backgrounds and stuff about god and being a good christian.
“God loves each of us as if there were only one of us”. LIIIEEEEEES!! FIRST- there is NO GOD ! NO GOD WOULD FUCKING LET ALL THE STARVING KIDS IN AFRICA DIE!!! NOPE, DON'T TELL ME GOD DOES WHAT IS FAIR CAUSE OTHERWISE HE'D NEVER LET DUMB PEOPLE BE BORN! SECOND- if the fucker existed and loved me, his love would be quite confusing. I do not fucking what kind of lover fucktard is god, that he would make my life a fucking torment! ISN'T HE SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME? OH WELL HE HAS COMITTED AN EPIC FAIL! I feel like printing out these dumb quotes and literally shove them down in the throats of the people who have done this! HAVE A LITTLE TASTE OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!
ok I think that was it,
M
Ok, let's begin, I absolutely hate inspirational quotes. They all sound so cheesy and futile. Every single time I see people putting things like " Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land amongst the stars" on their statuses or social shit platforms, I feel like sticking 2 fingers down my throat and vomiting. WHY JUST WHY DO YOU MAKE ME WANT TO POUR BLEACH ALL OVER MY EYES?????!!! I CAN LITERALLY IMAGINE THE ANNOYING VOICE OF THE PERSON WHO WROTE THOSE DUMB WASTES OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!
If you shoot for the moon ( why though, the moon is not even alive, is not like you're killing it or anything!) and fail, your bullet won't land amongst stars. First there's only one star in the darn solar system. The bullet would probably just go on forever until it finds a random obstacle. There are basic physics equations that you can google and you'd se in a matter of second that I am right. Second, even though I know it is a metaphor, but what the fuck, what is this supposed to mean, like : "YEAH even if you FAIL it's tote malotes okay, !" like why. I would like to understand what the fuck goes in this people's head but I CANNOT!! AND YOU KNOW WHAT ANGERS ME EVEN MORE? WHEN DUMB HOES PUT THESE DUMB QUOTES AS THEIR PICTURE'S CAPTION!! LIKE ON SOCIAL MEDIA,
they are all like: " oh check out my cleavage in this pic, but wait lemme put a thing that has nothing to do with the picture itself. I know the right caption would be , I am a hoe, but might as well just put a dumb quote about heart break ! ( proceeds to giggle while putting a goddamn fuckton of emojis ).
Or what I also hate is when your family starts sharing this dumb things, like those aesthetic-y things with girly backgrounds and stuff about god and being a good christian.
“God loves each of us as if there were only one of us”. LIIIEEEEEES!! FIRST- there is NO GOD ! NO GOD WOULD FUCKING LET ALL THE STARVING KIDS IN AFRICA DIE!!! NOPE, DON'T TELL ME GOD DOES WHAT IS FAIR CAUSE OTHERWISE HE'D NEVER LET DUMB PEOPLE BE BORN! SECOND- if the fucker existed and loved me, his love would be quite confusing. I do not fucking what kind of lover fucktard is god, that he would make my life a fucking torment! ISN'T HE SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME? OH WELL HE HAS COMITTED AN EPIC FAIL! I feel like printing out these dumb quotes and literally shove them down in the throats of the people who have done this! HAVE A LITTLE TASTE OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!
ok I think that was it,
M
Tuesday, February 13, 2018
Tests suck balls
So, I haven't posted because of tests. School is making me freak the fuck out. I opened this photography club at school. Last PE class was awful. I had to be a goalkeeper for 1 hour straight. Kids at my school usually bring speakers to class, in order to play some songs, so last PE class , they were playing "Light it up" that made me imagine of how things would look like if we just got in the gym with a flame thrower. I ended up making this huge text instead:
The kids playing sports and jumping around would stop to see and check what was happening. The lights would flicker. They'd move their eyes in slight panic. Not wanting to give away how defenseless they truly felt. Eventually some girl would let a scream out, crying for her parents Then, some kids would gather around while the teachers wondered what was happening. " Calm down." They'd say, trying to show authority and safety while deep down, their legs trembled too. Then, one of the gym doors would open and a barrel of gasoline would roll on the floor leaking its contents into the ground, making a few of the humans freak out. The doors would close, showing seconds later the silhouette of a soldier holding a flame thrower. It was me, the only soldier that truly protects the ones in need, willing to do anything in his power. I walked through the small door. Their heads, they turned to my direction all at the same time. Their eyes widened in a fraction of a second, giving away their animalistic smallness. The view was beautiful. All their, still alive, bodies pressed together in such a manner. They were just like ants, or even books all stacked in one little too tight shelf. It was almost amusing. The only thing missing was the fact that they weren't dead, yet. I stepped in completely raising the weapon in my hands, smiling. It didn't take much time for the sweet symphony of teenage cries for help to start ringing in my ears. The fire quickly spread, making the flames rise high. I've never felt anything more blissful than this The bodies burned, while they ran, making the flames dance to the sadistic tune. They eventually fell leaving a bright massacre on the ground. The smell of burnt things filled my nostrils. My job was done. I walked away. At least they all had a nice thing to remember, the smile I kept on while I sent them to hell.
The kids playing sports and jumping around would stop to see and check what was happening. The lights would flicker. They'd move their eyes in slight panic. Not wanting to give away how defenseless they truly felt. Eventually some girl would let a scream out, crying for her parents Then, some kids would gather around while the teachers wondered what was happening. " Calm down." They'd say, trying to show authority and safety while deep down, their legs trembled too. Then, one of the gym doors would open and a barrel of gasoline would roll on the floor leaking its contents into the ground, making a few of the humans freak out. The doors would close, showing seconds later the silhouette of a soldier holding a flame thrower. It was me, the only soldier that truly protects the ones in need, willing to do anything in his power. I walked through the small door. Their heads, they turned to my direction all at the same time. Their eyes widened in a fraction of a second, giving away their animalistic smallness. The view was beautiful. All their, still alive, bodies pressed together in such a manner. They were just like ants, or even books all stacked in one little too tight shelf. It was almost amusing. The only thing missing was the fact that they weren't dead, yet. I stepped in completely raising the weapon in my hands, smiling. It didn't take much time for the sweet symphony of teenage cries for help to start ringing in my ears. The fire quickly spread, making the flames rise high. I've never felt anything more blissful than this The bodies burned, while they ran, making the flames dance to the sadistic tune. They eventually fell leaving a bright massacre on the ground. The smell of burnt things filled my nostrils. My job was done. I walked away. At least they all had a nice thing to remember, the smile I kept on while I sent them to hell.
Wednesday, January 24, 2018
I haven't been posting lately
Wie geht's,
Recently I haven't posted anything, well, I do have a few drafts but I didn't post them because I don't like to publish unfinished work.
Let's update:
So well, school
Last week was the first week of school of this semester and I am already sick of it, I swear to all things that I'd love to never see that place again.
The most exciting part of this semester yet, was yesterday's physics class. Basically a bird killed itself by flying full speed and hitting the windows on our classroom's door. First he hit and fell, we tried to help him and release him into nature, then he ran from us, and decided to hit his head against the window again ( full speed making a tennis ball noise ). From what I saw, by this point the bird was getting sort of dizzy and retarded. The last flight this animal had was its ticket to hell. He fled with so much accumulated speed, he hit the window and made 45ยบ angle with the floor. Besides the tennis ball noise, a cracking sound was hear. It was then that the bird died, I couldn't stop myself from laughing, it was so fucking funny. When I told my mother abut this funny time in class, she said she's worried about the fact that I laughed at it. She should have seen it, come on the way he killed itself, it looked like a fucking movie, a comedy one. After falling in the floor some of my classmates decided to put him away, we concluded he wasn't dead yet, only paralyzed, since the bird could move his eyes but not his body. Pretty sure dude had a long and excruciatingly painful death journey, I couldn't have laughed more.
Besides that, there's this new chick on my class. She's fine. She thinks I am a really kind person, and probably one of the best dudes in class. I was surprised, everyone thinks I'm a weirdo, I couldn't care less. Turns out she's always around me, I feel weird. I'm weird but, feeling mentally weird and out of your normal world is a whole new kind of what the fuck is going on. She's sweet and all, but I'll have to admit, she's kind of dumb, she doesn't seem to have much functioning neurons on her brains. She seems extremely naive, that frustrates me so damn much, we're juniors not fucking elementary school babies.
This last weekend I had one of my homies come to my house, we watched a movie (natural born killers ) and played videogames. We loved NBK, it was a blast! Only bad thing was that my brother was here with us, so every sex part was a little bit awkward since he was there ( he's in middle school, his kind of humor is 12 year old sex jokes that don't have minimum sense, I can't talk about myself either, once I laughed the living shit out of myself because a dude that sat next to me in biology class said, " hey, hey hyeyyyeyyeyeye" I looked at him and he said " you're a horse " I swear to all my videogames, I laughed so much, and I still laugh at it sometimes). Yeah, but the prison break part was awesome all the splattered blood and agonizing screams were extremely exciting! Mickey and Mallory rock ffs! I also absolutely think that the camera angles and editing were top notch, even though it is a 90's movie, the settled vibe was really nice, it really made me emerge with the whole emotions within the plot.
Now, I am moving houses, I didn't really want to in the beginning but now all I can think of is a new wardrobe and more places to hide stuff.
Last thing, yesterday I got a rammstein poster, I'm hyped to cover my new bedroom in posters and drawings.
That's all for now, Auf wiedersehen
Recently I haven't posted anything, well, I do have a few drafts but I didn't post them because I don't like to publish unfinished work.
Let's update:
So well, school
Last week was the first week of school of this semester and I am already sick of it, I swear to all things that I'd love to never see that place again.
The most exciting part of this semester yet, was yesterday's physics class. Basically a bird killed itself by flying full speed and hitting the windows on our classroom's door. First he hit and fell, we tried to help him and release him into nature, then he ran from us, and decided to hit his head against the window again ( full speed making a tennis ball noise ). From what I saw, by this point the bird was getting sort of dizzy and retarded. The last flight this animal had was its ticket to hell. He fled with so much accumulated speed, he hit the window and made 45ยบ angle with the floor. Besides the tennis ball noise, a cracking sound was hear. It was then that the bird died, I couldn't stop myself from laughing, it was so fucking funny. When I told my mother abut this funny time in class, she said she's worried about the fact that I laughed at it. She should have seen it, come on the way he killed itself, it looked like a fucking movie, a comedy one. After falling in the floor some of my classmates decided to put him away, we concluded he wasn't dead yet, only paralyzed, since the bird could move his eyes but not his body. Pretty sure dude had a long and excruciatingly painful death journey, I couldn't have laughed more.
Besides that, there's this new chick on my class. She's fine. She thinks I am a really kind person, and probably one of the best dudes in class. I was surprised, everyone thinks I'm a weirdo, I couldn't care less. Turns out she's always around me, I feel weird. I'm weird but, feeling mentally weird and out of your normal world is a whole new kind of what the fuck is going on. She's sweet and all, but I'll have to admit, she's kind of dumb, she doesn't seem to have much functioning neurons on her brains. She seems extremely naive, that frustrates me so damn much, we're juniors not fucking elementary school babies.
This last weekend I had one of my homies come to my house, we watched a movie (natural born killers ) and played videogames. We loved NBK, it was a blast! Only bad thing was that my brother was here with us, so every sex part was a little bit awkward since he was there ( he's in middle school, his kind of humor is 12 year old sex jokes that don't have minimum sense, I can't talk about myself either, once I laughed the living shit out of myself because a dude that sat next to me in biology class said, " hey, hey hyeyyyeyyeyeye" I looked at him and he said " you're a horse " I swear to all my videogames, I laughed so much, and I still laugh at it sometimes). Yeah, but the prison break part was awesome all the splattered blood and agonizing screams were extremely exciting! Mickey and Mallory rock ffs! I also absolutely think that the camera angles and editing were top notch, even though it is a 90's movie, the settled vibe was really nice, it really made me emerge with the whole emotions within the plot.
Now, I am moving houses, I didn't really want to in the beginning but now all I can think of is a new wardrobe and more places to hide stuff.
Last thing, yesterday I got a rammstein poster, I'm hyped to cover my new bedroom in posters and drawings.
That's all for now, Auf wiedersehen
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