HELLO, I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP AND FOR SOME REASON I JUST GOT MAD AFTER SEEING SOME STUPID POST ON FACEBOOK!
Ok, let's begin, I absolutely hate inspirational quotes. They all sound so cheesy and futile. Every single time I see people putting things like " Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land amongst the stars" on their statuses or social shit platforms, I feel like sticking 2 fingers down my throat and vomiting. WHY JUST WHY DO YOU MAKE ME WANT TO POUR BLEACH ALL OVER MY EYES?????!!! I CAN LITERALLY IMAGINE THE ANNOYING VOICE OF THE PERSON WHO WROTE THOSE DUMB WASTES OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!
If you shoot for the moon ( why though, the moon is not even alive, is not like you're killing it or anything!) and fail, your bullet won't land amongst stars. First there's only one star in the darn solar system. The bullet would probably just go on forever until it finds a random obstacle. There are basic physics equations that you can google and you'd se in a matter of second that I am right. Second, even though I know it is a metaphor, but what the fuck, what is this supposed to mean, like : "YEAH even if you FAIL it's tote malotes okay, !" like why. I would like to understand what the fuck goes in this people's head but I CANNOT!! AND YOU KNOW WHAT ANGERS ME EVEN MORE? WHEN DUMB HOES PUT THESE DUMB QUOTES AS THEIR PICTURE'S CAPTION!! LIKE ON SOCIAL MEDIA,
they are all like: " oh check out my cleavage in this pic, but wait lemme put a thing that has nothing to do with the picture itself. I know the right caption would be , I am a hoe, but might as well just put a dumb quote about heart break ! ( proceeds to giggle while putting a goddamn fuckton of emojis ).
Or what I also hate is when your family starts sharing this dumb things, like those aesthetic-y things with girly backgrounds and stuff about god and being a good christian.
“God loves each of us as if there were only one of us”. LIIIEEEEEES!! FIRST- there is NO GOD ! NO GOD WOULD FUCKING LET ALL THE STARVING KIDS IN AFRICA DIE!!! NOPE, DON'T TELL ME GOD DOES WHAT IS FAIR CAUSE OTHERWISE HE'D NEVER LET DUMB PEOPLE BE BORN! SECOND- if the fucker existed and loved me, his love would be quite confusing. I do not fucking what kind of lover fucktard is god, that he would make my life a fucking torment! ISN'T HE SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME? OH WELL HE HAS COMITTED AN EPIC FAIL! I feel like printing out these dumb quotes and literally shove them down in the throats of the people who have done this! HAVE A LITTLE TASTE OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!
ok I think that was it,
M
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