Wednesday, February 28, 2018

INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES RANT

HELLO, I CAN'T FUCKING SLEEP AND FOR SOME REASON I JUST GOT MAD AFTER SEEING SOME STUPID POST ON FACEBOOK!
Ok, let's begin, I absolutely hate inspirational quotes. They all sound so cheesy and futile. Every single time I see people putting things like " Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, you'll land amongst the stars" on their statuses or social shit platforms, I feel like sticking 2 fingers down my throat and vomiting. WHY JUST WHY DO YOU MAKE ME WANT TO POUR BLEACH ALL OVER MY EYES?????!!! I CAN LITERALLY IMAGINE THE ANNOYING VOICE OF THE PERSON WHO WROTE THOSE DUMB WASTES OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!
If you shoot for the moon ( why though, the moon is not even alive, is not like you're killing it or anything!) and fail, your bullet won't land amongst stars. First there's only one star in the darn solar system. The bullet would probably just go on forever until it finds a random obstacle. There are basic physics equations that you can google and you'd se in a matter of second that I am right. Second, even though I know it is a metaphor, but what the fuck, what is this supposed to mean, like : "YEAH even if  you FAIL it's tote malotes okay, !" like why. I would like to understand what  the fuck goes in this people's head but I CANNOT!! AND YOU KNOW WHAT ANGERS ME EVEN MORE? WHEN DUMB HOES PUT THESE DUMB QUOTES AS THEIR PICTURE'S CAPTION!! LIKE ON SOCIAL MEDIA,
they are all like: " oh check out my cleavage in this pic, but wait lemme put a thing that has nothing to do with the picture itself. I know the right caption would be , I am a hoe, but might as well just put a dumb quote about heart break ! ( proceeds to giggle while putting a goddamn fuckton of emojis ).
Or what I also hate is when your family starts sharing this dumb things, like those aesthetic-y things with girly backgrounds and stuff about god and being a good christian.
“God loves each of us as if there were only one of us”. LIIIEEEEEES!! FIRST- there is NO GOD ! NO GOD WOULD FUCKING LET ALL THE STARVING KIDS IN AFRICA DIE!!! NOPE, DON'T TELL ME GOD DOES WHAT IS FAIR CAUSE OTHERWISE HE'D NEVER LET DUMB PEOPLE BE BORN! SECOND- if the fucker existed and loved me, his love would be quite confusing. I do not fucking what kind of lover fucktard is god, that he would make my life a fucking torment!  ISN'T HE SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME? OH WELL HE HAS COMITTED AN EPIC FAIL! I feel like printing out these dumb quotes and literally shove them down in the throats of the people who have done this! HAVE A LITTLE TASTE OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!
ok I think that was it,
M

Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Tests suck balls

So, I haven't posted because of tests. School is making me freak the fuck out. I opened this photography club at school. Last PE class was awful. I had to be a goalkeeper for 1 hour straight. Kids at my school usually bring speakers to class, in order to play some songs, so last PE class , they were playing "Light it up"  that made me imagine of how things would look like if we just got in the gym with a flame thrower. I ended up making this huge text instead:



The kids playing sports and jumping around would stop to see and check what was happening. The lights would flicker. They'd move their eyes in slight panic. Not wanting to give away how defenseless they truly felt. Eventually some girl would let a scream out, crying for her parents  Then, some kids would gather around while the teachers wondered what was happening. " Calm down." They'd say, trying to show authority and safety while deep down, their legs trembled too. Then, one of the gym doors would open and a barrel of gasoline would roll on the floor leaking its contents into the ground, making a few of the humans freak out. The doors would close, showing seconds later the silhouette of a soldier holding a flame thrower. It was me, the only soldier that truly protects the ones in need, willing to do anything in his power. I walked through the small door. Their heads, they turned to my direction all at the same time. Their eyes widened in a fraction of a second, giving away their animalistic smallness. The view was beautiful. All their, still alive, bodies pressed together in such a manner. They were just like ants, or even books all stacked in one little too tight shelf. It was almost amusing. The only thing missing was the fact that they weren't dead, yet. I stepped in completely raising the weapon in my hands, smiling. It didn't take much time for the sweet symphony of teenage cries for help to start ringing in my ears. The fire quickly spread, making the flames rise high. I've never felt anything more blissful than this The bodies burned, while they ran, making the flames dance to the sadistic tune. They eventually fell leaving a bright massacre on the ground. The smell of burnt things filled my nostrils. My job was done. I walked away. At least they all had a nice thing to remember, the smile I kept on while I sent them to hell.

going mc fucking crazy

That's simply it